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Aloha,
I got a new wireless keyboard thing so I thought I would randomly blog from my sofa.

Hmm, what to blog?
For those going Skiing, go, break your legs, the French won't help.
Tell you what, half an hour to go - Have a quik French lesson:

Fuck off - Va Te Faire Foutre
Bitch - Salope
Arse - Cul
Shit - Merde
Help Me - Aidez-Moi!
My leg has fallen off - Ma Jambe a Tombé

I recommend shouting AVALANCHE! on the slope.
Anyhoo, I hope you all have fun. Now. I must go. Pretend to ski.

Sam.
Les boules de neige géantes me chassent, encore..