A Message Home?

Aloha Earth People,
Ever since I crash landed here, I have been searching for ways to ask for help from Home.
Well. I have found it.

This blog, is now being transmitted through space...
It will reach other stars and planets.. Perhaps even other races.. Kinda screwed though.. They ain't gona be able to read English are they..

I'll probably put them off ever coming to Earth. But oh well.

Anyhoo.
Aloha Space People.
Feel free to visit, as long as you are cool and whatever.
Please, err. If you're into mutilation and medical testing.. We're not really up for invasion.